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Jennifer Aniston Going Bald

Cindy Mottley — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 16:06:16 +0000

Or some shiz like that. I had to make a story about Jennifer Aniston’s thinning hair story as interesting as possible. Because when life gives you lemons you make Lemon Drop Martinis.

The mystery as to why Jennifer Aniston cut her hair into a long bob back in February has been solved. I know you were lying awake at night trying to figure it out. Hmmm…I wonder what the meaning of life is? What is the universe made of? If placebos work, is illness all in the mind? I wonder why Jennifer Aniston cut her hair? Aside from the Brangelina thing she is pretty much a bland biatch. Maybe she got gum stuck in it. You can stop losing sleep over it. Her hair was starting to look too fake.

“The real reason I cut my hair? My real hair was getting thinned out again from all the extensions. It was starting to look fake.”

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Jennifer Aniston Secretly Married Justin Theroux ?!

Cindy Mottley — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:24:33 +0000

Ooo. This is going to be embarrassing for Star. (Point and laugh if you are that type. I am.) Star magazine has a cover emblazoned with a bright yellow bold title screaming that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are married. Too bad Jen adamantly denied being married, pregnant and dressing up her cats in Burberry Baby Bibs (it’s implied) yesterday.

The tabloid either ran the story before fact checking or missed the memo. The details of their faux marriage are based on the fact that Jen didn’t give a her friends a constant play-by-play of her life for a week.

“Everyone is buzzing about Jen and Justin eloping. Jen is always in contact with her friends, but recently she and Justin went MIA for a week, after mentioning their possible elopement. Friends suspect that the pair snuck off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, for a hush-hush ceremony,” Star adds quoting their loose lipped (and fictional) source as saying, “An extremely intimate beachside wedding in Mexico is exactly what they dreamed of.”

Aniston told reporters at the Hollywood Foreign Press Conference yesterday:

“Rumor Number One. I am not planning to get married any time soon. This ring that I’m wearing is not an engagement ring. I’ve been married once and I don’t know if I’ll get married again, but I can tell you that as of this very moment, as of today, I have no plan to get married. Got that? Okay. And Rumor Number Two, no, we’re not pregnant. It’s just I quit smoking, so I’ve gained a couple of pounds. So – not pregnant and not getting married any time in the near future that I’m aware of. You see? All it takes to get the truth is to ask me!”

Jennifer Aniston Quit Smoking, Gained Weight, NOT Pregnant: PHOTOS

Cindy Mottley — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:01:20 +0000

Jennifer Aniston has continued to shoot down rumors that she and her boyfriend Justin Theroux are expecting a baby together. The actress has had enough of the speculation and finally revealed that she has gained a few pounds, but not because she is pregnant. It turns out that the actress has quit smoking, and as [...]

Jennifer Aniston Quit Smoking, Gained Weight, NOT Pregnant: PHOTOS

Cindy Mottley — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:01:20 +0000

Jennifer Aniston Quit Smoking, Gained Weight, NOT Pregnant: PHOTOS

Cindy Mottley — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:01:20 +0000

Jennifer Aniston Brangelina-Palooza

Cindy Mottley — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 14:46:25 +0000

Brad Pitt dared to utter a reference to Jennifer Aniston in an interview for Parade magazine. Basically he allegedly alluded to the fact that being married to Jen is as exciting as steamed broccoli. Since Brad opened his beard-hole he has had to backtrack and slap a plethora of I didn’t mean it like that statements.

“I spent the ‘90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage [to actress Jennifer Aniston] had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.”

Since we are all tired of hearing about Lindsay Lohan’s latest drunken antics being blamed on things like hummus and tea, tabloids have gone crazy this week…

In Touch – Justin Theroux Threatens Brad Pitt! In the land of a thousand HAHAHA’’s, Justin confronted Brad (via reps) and told him he is wimp who needs to “shut up” when it comes to Aniston.

National Enquirer – Angelina Jolie Wants Her Some Theroux! The tabloids love Angie’s voodoo vag and they are convinced her life mission is to rob Aniston of every man she dates/marries/gives a pool side lap dance to. The report claims that Jolie is trying to lure Justin into her van with the promise of movie roles, dinners, puppies and candy.

OK! – Brad Living a Lie! Pitt sat around entertaining himself with some sticky icky while Jennifer droned on about curtains and flat irons. This is a “shocking truth” to the rag for some reason.

Us – Jennifer Aniston DEMANDS an Apology from Brad! Jen reportedly took a break from writing Mrs. Justin Theroux repeatedly in her diary to stamp her feet and demand Brad apologize.

“They got his team involved and Brad was read the riot act — the only way you can read the riot act to Brad Pitt. No one believes his words were taken out of context — he said what he said. I do hear that he’s remorseful. We think he’s jealous she’s in love.”

The bottom of the Parade article starting this mess should read BROUGHT TO YOU BY MONEYBALL! IN THEATERS SEPTEMBER 23RD!!!!!.

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Unphased by Brad Pitt Comments: PHOTOS

Cindy Mottley — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 12:59:47 +0000

In spite of the fact that Brad Pitt revealed this week that he and Jennifer Aniston had a “pretend marriage,” she and current boyfriend Justin Theroux have been holding their heads up high on the streets of NYC. In a Parade magazine interview that will appears in newspapers across the country on Sunday, Pitt was [...]

Jennifer Aniston Talks About Her First Job, Acting On SEARCH FOR TOMORROW

Cindy Mottley — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 18:25:08 +0000

Jennifer Aniston graces the front page of the October 2011 issue of Marie Claire Australia. They ask her about her first job and her answer involved a classic soap opera and her father.

Aniston explained she was “an extra on my dad’s (actor John Aniston) soap opera, SEARCH FOR TOMORROW. When I was 12, I asked him if I could get a part on his show. I wore a yellow skating outfit, and I was kind of large. It’s hard to look good in yellow, and I certainly did not. I remember I got a check for about $100, and I was blown away.”

She added to US magazine in a previous interview: “I remember I got a check for about $100 USD, and I was blown away.”

John currently stars on DAYS OF OUR LIVES as Victor Kiriakis. There were rumors a few weeks ago about Jennifer joining him on that soap as well but those turned out to be false.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Photo of Jennifer Aniston with her father John Aniston from our classic magazine collection.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Move in Together

Cindy Mottley — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 23:41:33 +0000

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have rented a two-bedroom home in the Hollywood Hills as they look for a more permanent residence. “One bedroom is the master and the other is currently furnished as a guest room,” a source tells Us Weekly. “It is a really romantic house with great views and a warm feeling [...]

Jennifer Aniston To Make ‘Days of Our Lives’ Guest Appearance

Cindy Mottley — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 21:01:11 +0000

Jennifer Aniston is slated to join “Days of Our Lives” in November in an attempt to help save her dad’s career. John Aniston, 78, has played Greek mobster Victor Kiriakis on the NBC soap for 24 years. With ratings in the toilet, the network plans to cancel the show at the end of the current [...]