Anyway, Star (via Dlisted) has some WTF to make your afternoon vodka taste a bit bitter. The rag has an insider-type telling the tale of the time Brad had sexy times with Jennifer Aniston while they were married which resulted in baby that Aniston miscarried. Jolie became furious at the news that Pitt put a baby in someone else’s womb and walked out on him upon hearing the news. Perhaps she thought, like the rest of us, that Brad and Jen just sat around and braided each other’s hair.

“He had never told Angie this before. She had assumed all along that she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again.

Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen. The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational. But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever.”

National Enquirer also adds to the Um, OKAY with the “news” that Jolie is now pregnant and talks about how she and Brad are spitting rainbows because they are so happy together.

In a startling development, the screen sexpot and papa Brad Pitt are getting the best New Year’s present of all – a surprise pregnancy.

Sources reveal the thrilled Oscar winner is three months along and now she can’t hide her telltale belly bump.

“Brad and Angie are ecstatic,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. “They’ve been trying to conceive for most of the year. It was always their goal to have another biological baby, and they want to adopt at least one more down the line. But at 36, Angie’s biological clock has been ticking.”

“With all of Angie’s medical woes lately, she and Brad consider it a blessing and a miracle that she was able to conceive,” revealed the insider. “Angie had a very rough first trimester and strug­gled to keep weight on,” noted a close source.

“But she’s put on weight over the holidays, stuffing herself with meats and fruits. She’s com­pletely committed to staying healthy for the sake of her family, but she needs to gain more weight to keep her baby healthy.”

So explain to me how it was a surprise pregnancy if they were trying for over the course of a year? It all sounds like the recap of an episode of ‘Passions’ and probably was one of the story lines at some point. Damn. I miss that midget Timmy. What a sweet guy.

I digress, you can exam Angie’s possibly baby infested belly in these photos at the premiere of “In The Land of Blood and Honey.”

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Angelina Jolie likes to keep her body pretty lean, but according to sources close to her, starving herself has more to do with her humanitarian efforts than how she looks – it’s to show her respect for ‘the poor’, not because she likes looking skinny.

Per Us:

The U.N. goodwill ambassador, 36, who travels the globe meeting the poor, “puts herself on fasts to make statements for the children she visits,” a Jolie source tells the new issue of Us Weekly. “She says, ‘If they can’t eat, I can’t eat,’” the source adds. The busy mother of six “does different cleanses from around the world. It’s very dramatic, but that’s how she gets.”

Jolie reportedly also does “different cleanses from around the world,” according to this same source. While we completely respect Angelina’s drive to improve children’s living conditions, the effects of her fasting are definitely noticeable. Us’s source also revealed that her hubby Brad Pitt is worried about her and “has made her see a zillion doctors” who “keep telling her she’s fine.”

If this is true – and Lord knows if it is – it’s absurd. Angelina does and has a ton of things children in third world countries don’t. Like electricity and working toilets. Does she stop using those also? And while she’s at it, she may as well quit wearing all those expensive, fancy dresses on the red carpet. And she definitely shouldn’t be indulging in things like private planes and ridiculously overpriced facials and massages and whatnot. Her logic is simply ass-backwards.

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Angelina Jolie’s assistant went straight to the tabloid after finding out a steady flow of cash would no longer be hitting her bank account. The issue has a few tales of Angelina’s eight levels of craziness as detailed by an irate former employee and a “friend.”

“She tries to hide it, but she has a crazy side to her that’s beyond just being quirky,” an old friend reveals. “In the end, she just can’t hide the crazy. When Angelina’s kids get cuts and scrapes, she saves their discarded bandages in a large jar. She thinks she’s being edgy and artistic, but to others, she just seems weird.”

“She locks herself in the basement every day and exercises for hours,” the employee shares, adding that she uses those endless workouts as a way to escape her family. “No one is to bother her during that time.”

Their story further includes details of her “strange soup diet” and her “addiction” to online porn. Ok, so they just say it’s an online addiction but what do people go online for…porn. Don’t give me that Dame, PLEASE look. If they deleted all the sites that didn’t have some kind of porn it, all that would be left would be one site called BRING BACK PORN.

Regardless, she wasn’t trying to hide any crazy on 60 minutes. Jolie talked about her pre-saint days of wearing vials of blood..

Angelina on nearly dying: “I went through heavy, darker times and I survived them. I didn’t die young, so I’m very lucky. There are other artists and people who didn’t survive certain things.”

Angie on what those mysterious “certain things” are: “I think people can imagine that I did the most dangerous and I did the worst, and for many reasons I shouldn’t be here. You think of those too many times where you came close to too many dangerous things, too many chances taken too far.”

On how she still likes to bust out her old pvc panties and go all American Horror Story Rubber Man on Brad: “I’m still a bad girl. I still have that side of me. It’s just in its place now. … It belongs to Brad.”

Their report also insists that friends of Jolie are worried and she is even headed to rehab to deal with her weight issues. National Enquirer adds an Angelina Jolie scary skinny story with a rumored addiction to diet pills.

“She’s burning the candle at both ends – juggling career demands with her humanitarian work and trying to keep up with her rambunctious kids,” explains an Enquirer “source,” adding, “Angie believes the pills give her energy to help her get through the day.”

NE claims that she is dependent on Hoodia. The herbal diet pill has been used by South African Bushmen for thousands of years. Initially it’s billed as side effect free appetite suppressant. It can also cause dehydration as it also suppress thirst. On top of the dehydration, the herb can also have damaging effects on the liver.

She looks thin but hardly as skeletal as Demi Moore. Click HERE for photos of Moore raising eyebrows at the premiere of ‘Margin Call.’ Gurl has 6 KIDS.

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Star Magazine has once again appeared to have pulled ‘news’ out of their rear and is claiming that her holiness – Angelina Jolie - is stepping out on Brad Pitt and getting a little too close for comfort to her current bodyguard. Known only as ‘Guy,’ he’s been by her side for months and she jets all over Europe for her directorial debut ‘In the Land of Blood and Honey’, as well as Pitt’s ‘World War Z.’

You see, in the “tabloid world” if you simply stand next to someone, you’re automatically hitting the sheets and making babies with them. So now, since Guy has been stuck to Jolie’s side recently, the magazine has taking a flying leap and is claiming that Pitt has led Jolie to go “looking for consolation… in the muscled arms of her handsome protector.”

Per Gossip Cop:

“Angelina sees him as a confidante, not an employee,” explains a so-called tabloid “insider.” “She trusts him and relies on him maybe more than anyone else.”

Jolie’s always been one for some headline-making exploits with her men. Though, she’s definitely calmed down lately so while it’s not entirely unheard of that this once-homewrecker couuld be making sexy-time with her bodyguard, we think this mama is being true to Pitt and their brood of kiddos.

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Star Magazine has once again appeared to have pulled ‘news’ out of their rear and is claiming that her holiness – Angelina Jolie - is stepping out on Brad Pitt and getting a little too close for comfort to her current bodyguard. Known only as ‘Guy,’ he’s been by her side for months and she jets all over Europe for her directorial debut ‘In the Land of Blood and Honey’, as well as Pitt’s ‘World War Z.’

You see, in the “tabloid world” if you simply stand next to someone, you’re automatically hitting the sheets and making babies with them. So now, since Guy has been stuck to Jolie’s side recently, the magazine has taking a flying leap and is claiming that Pitt has led Jolie to go “looking for consolation… in the muscled arms of her handsome protector.”

Per Gossip Cop:

“Angelina sees him as a confidante, not an employee,” explains a so-called tabloid “insider.” “She trusts him and relies on him maybe more than anyone else.”

Jolie’s always been one for some headline-making exploits with her men. Though, she’s definitely calmed down lately so while it’s not entirely unheard of that this once-homewrecker couuld be making sexy-time with her bodyguard, we think this mama is being true to Pitt and their brood of kiddos.

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