According to OK’s cover, Jennifer Aniston is going to get a giant net and steal Brad Pitt back. I am going to save the $1.99 or whatever the devil people pay for this shiz.
The mag’s site gives a wimpy intro and promises that Jen’s got some sort “revenge plan” and it’s Angelina Jolie’s “worst nightmare”….
“On what would have been her 10th wedding anniversary with Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, gorgeous and glowing in a little black dress, bantered with Jay Leno before millions of Tonight Show viewers. “It was an emotional day for her,” a source tells OK! about the July 29 anniversary. “She put on a brave front.”
And a sexy one: At 41, Jen looks better than ever — and it’s no accident. Insiders say Jennifer is looking to get even closer to Brad with late-night phone calls, gifts and private meetings.
IT’S ANGELINA’S WORST NIGHTMARE! FIND OUT HOW JEN IS PLANNING ON STEALING BRAD BACK — ONLY IN THE NEW ISSUE OF OK!, ON SALE EVERYWHERE THURSDAY!”
Angelina Jolie’s worst nightmare is a well balanced diet and being locked in a room with Ryan Seacrest. Unless Aniston has developed some sort of fishing pole contraption to pluck Brad from Jolie’s voodoo vadge and then plans to lure Angie into a room with the promise of trouble African children looking for a mommy only to find Ryan waiting with a mirror in one hand while asking “Do I look fat with my hair like this?” I am not buying it. Plus you know he isn’t taking “late night” phone calls. Maddox would get out his shank and drum his fingers on it manically while humming the “Friends” theme song.
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Jennifer Aniston
According to OK’s cover, Jennifer Aniston is going to get a giant net and steal Brad Pitt back. I am going to save the $1.99 or whatever the devil people pay for this shiz.
The mag’s site gives a wimpy intro and promises that Jen’s got some sort “revenge plan” and it’s Angelina Jolie’s “worst nightmare”….
“On what would have been her 10th wedding anniversary with Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, gorgeous and glowing in a little black dress, bantered with Jay Leno before millions of Tonight Show viewers. “It was an emotional day for her,” a source tells OK! about the July 29 anniversary. “She put on a brave front.”
And a sexy one: At 41, Jen looks better than ever — and it’s no accident. Insiders say Jennifer is looking to get even closer to Brad with late-night phone calls, gifts and private meetings.
IT’S ANGELINA’S WORST NIGHTMARE! FIND OUT HOW JEN IS PLANNING ON STEALING BRAD BACK — ONLY IN THE NEW ISSUE OF OK!, ON SALE EVERYWHERE THURSDAY!”
Angelina Jolie’s worst nightmare is a well balanced diet and being locked in a room with Ryan Seacrest. Unless Aniston has developed some sort of fishing pole contraption to pluck Brad from Jolie’s voodoo vadge and then plans to lure Angie into a room with the promise of trouble African children looking for a mommy only to find Ryan waiting with a mirror in one hand while asking “Do I look fat with my hair like this?” I am not buying it. Plus you know he isn’t taking “late night” phone calls. Maddox would get out his shank and drum his fingers on it manically while humming the “Friends” theme song.
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