I no longer watch American Idol ever since Paula Abdul packed up her Vicodin and Gin as she stumbled out of the door. Now that Simon Cowell is following her out the Idol door, the search for a replacement has named several names. (The latest being Chris Isaak, click HERE for that story.)
The latest hopeful rumored to be the new American Idol judge is Jessica Simpson. Oy. Life and Style is reporting that she is “in negotiations” to fill Simon’s vacant spot.
“She’s met with producer-creator Simon Fuller several times. They like her — she’s a good fit — and she likes it. Now it’s just a question of how to fit her in.”
I am guessing Randy Jackson will be hitting CTRL+ALT+IQUITTHISBITCH if he has to suffer through endless pull my finger fart jokes and kicking her under the table when it’s her turn to give her critique as she stares blankly and the sound of dial tone fills the table.
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