Well it’s official kittens, Reese Witherspoon has replaced Jake Gyllenhaal.
For all you Wither-Haals out there, today is devastating. For those of us out to prove Jakey isn’t a ‘mo by any (and we mean ANY) means necessay, well, we’re doin’ the cabbage patch and opening a box of wine.
Reese and her new piece, Jim Toth, made the rounds in California over the weekend. The couple was out and about celebrating Reese’s birthday and Jim’s flip-flops.
Via D-Listed:
“They’ve been dating for a few weeks, but this is one of the first times they’ve been photographed together.
Hopefully, Reese has finally found someone that can blow into her hot box without giggling. Although, I do spy a few glitter flakes wafting off of Jim. It’s probably nothing. Reese just likes her men the same way she likes her tea: WITH EXTRA HONAAAY!”
Sorry ladies, but the Dame has already offered up her ample bosom for Jake to cry upon. Though I am certain Jake’s tears are vanilla scented and contain mostly glitter.
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Well it’s official kittens, Reese Witherspoon has replaced Jake Gyllenhaal.
For all you Wither-Haals out there, today is devastating. For those of us out to prove Jakey isn’t a ‘mo by any (and we mean ANY) means necessay, well, we’re doin’ the cabbage patch and opening a box of wine.
Reese and her new piece, Jim Toth, made the rounds in California over the weekend. The couple was out and about celebrating Reese’s birthday and Jim’s flip-flops.
Via D-Listed:
“They’ve been dating for a few weeks, but this is one of the first times they’ve been photographed together.
Hopefully, Reese has finally found someone that can blow into her hot box without giggling. Although, I do spy a few glitter flakes wafting off of Jim. It’s probably nothing. Reese just likes her men the same way she likes her tea: WITH EXTRA HONAAAY!”
Sorry ladies, but the Dame has already offered up her ample bosom for Jake to cry upon. Though I am certain Jake’s tears are vanilla scented and contain mostly glitter.
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Images Via: WENN.com
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