To all my fellow Irish or those celebrating how much fun it is to be Irish, Happy St. Patrick’s day! In fact St. Patrick wasn’t even really Irish. He was a Welsh slave who was brought to Emerald Isle by some British lord. He then went and spread his religion across Ireland and was dubbed the country’s patron saint. There is a fun fact for you in case you are ever on Jeopardy or some other trivia game show in which useless knowledge can win you a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni.
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So go celebrate with gluttonous indulgences in Guinness, cheese and potatoes. Here are some Irish Toasts for you to screw up at your local pub later tonight…
‘Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!’ – Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
“Here’s to you and yours, And to mine and ours, And if mine and ours ever come across you and yours, I hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours and mine and ours have done for you and yours!”
My personal favorites:
“May you be in Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you’re dead!”
“May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.”




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