Hollywood Life Magazine

WTF is this nuttery? Jessica Simpson and her token gay sidekick made a documentary of pure stupidity at its best complete with “Papa John’s Hair Protector.” I wish I was kidding, but Kenny P. bought Jess an ear wax cleaning candle and filmed her using it. Of course this shiz was proudly posted on her Twitter.

I thought these people had money…?

Quotables:

DListed – “Here’s a video of Jessica Simpson’s ear having intercourse with a flaming candle while a gay villain (Ken Paves?) cackles in the background.”

I’m Not Obsessed – “After the hair dresser sang ‘We Wish You a Merry Christmas’ several times, they began to talk about all the great things they can do with wax from Jessica’s ear.Life changing video – you’ve been warned.”