Last week we reported that, according to Star Magazine, Jennifer Aniston was yet again pregnant…or expecting a baby…or had plans to steal one of the Brangelina children on account of them having so many (refresh your memory by clicking here).
Naturally, Aniston’s rep has come forward to denounce the rumors. This makes Aniston’s 19th tabloid child ficticious once again.
Via Starpulse:
“Jennifer is NOT adopting a baby.”
Ah ha! The joke is on you, rep! This must mean she’s pregant! This must mean she tore Brad from Angie’s magic vag long enough to become sperminated! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!
OK. Whatever. Unlikely. What really happened to spark this story this time was Aniston’s decision to visit an orphanage while browning-up on a recent trip to Mexico. Turns out she’s a sponsor for the charity and was merely there doing face time. What did we learn here kittens?
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