Hollywood Life Magazine

Lindsay Lohan wants us all to know that she hasn’t split up with Samantha Ronson no matter what it says on the internet which as we know is written by a lot of dubious, very smelly people who make up lies about other folks and never bathe and have petrified cat crap all over their apartments. “…just to clear this up,” Lohan wrote on her MySpace blog. “because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question […] samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up.” Well, the Crabster (I) am glad to hear that Lindsay. Now the Crabster (I) can enjoy the rest of the Crabster’s (my) holiday season without having to worry about Lindsay Lohan (you) and Lindsay Lohan’s (your) romantic situation. P.S. – We know you don’t really write your MySpace blog, but we’ll go along with the farce anyways.