Hollywood Life Magazine

Is there some store where old half-senile Jews can just buy Oriental kids? Okay, I give – it’s his daughter. That probably wouldn’t stop him but, whatever…I should cease before it creeps into defamation. Oh screw that…he’s got that kid on his lap even as we speak. Viagra’s a curse I’m telling you. “All papas do this with their daughters in America sweetheart. It’s in the Constitution right after the part about the Vice President breaking ties in the Senate.” Vicky Cristina Barcelona was okay though. Javier Bardem. Yum.