Tomorrow night the Jonas Brothers will being in New York to perform in Times Square at “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest.”
The NYPD is nervous for the boy band’s performance. They have doubled security to prevent any injuries or deaths. The authorities are concerned about mob mentality and people being trampled.
According to People:
“So they’re now planning on using extra [security] men for support,” the source says. “It’s going to be crazy because everyone will be in Times Square to watch them perform on the show.”
WTF? Are they handing out locks of Nick’s hair? I don’t get it. Now that Joe Jonas has grown a mini goatee they will be shooting people with horse tranquilizers. My suggestion to the good people of New York….don’t look directly at the ‘stache. Hunker down and pray for daylight.
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