Hollywood Life Magazine

Anne Hathaway‘s new boyfriend Adam Shulman is apparently as big a social-climbing turd-bucket as her old boyfriend Raffaello Follieri. “Adam is known as an opportunist,” a source told Page 6. “When he was at Brown [University], he went after all the heiresses. It’s like Anne is addicted to losers.” Aw, poor Anne. These guys must ply her with sob stories about their tough childhoods or something. “And then when I was seven my little doggy Patches ran out into the street and got run over by the UPS man.” And Anne’s blubbering and handing over credit cards. Stupid bitch.