I am not a fan of Jessica Alba. I wish her the best of luck in the world, but if she fell down a flight of stairs landed in napalm and became deaf and blind from said tumble….I would laugh hysterically.
A Perez Hilton reader sent in a story about Jessica Alba’s heartlessness and snobbery. She wrote in about her personal experience with the “actress.”
Hi Perez…
I emailed you last week that a movie that Jessica Alba was starring in was being filmed on the street where I live, in Staten Island, one of the 4 boroughs of NYC. The town where I live is considered upper middle class, very residential. Well, I happened to see her right near my house, so I took my 8 year old nephew to see her (he is a big fan of Fantastic 4). I brought my camera with me and went over to her and asked if he could have a picture with her. She looked at me, looked down at my nephew and turned away from us. She then said, No, I do not allow my photo taken. Needless to say my nephew was heartbroken.
I wanted to rip her hair our of her head and knock her teeth down her throat. How can these people disappoint children the way they do? She should be ashamed of herself. How disgusting.
I would like write her an open letter in return.
Dear Ms. Alba,
I know you are bitter about your thighs and the fact that you recently gave birth to someone way prettier than you, but calm the funk down. I too find children annoying, but I also remember that one day they will be the ones changing my diaper in a nursing home.
So in conclusion I hope you find it in your peanut sized heart to pull the broom stick out of your rump and do a 4 year old a favor and take 30 seconds to give him a picture.
Signed,
Mankind
P.S. Ever think about a career change? Acting isn’t your forte. Just a thought.



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