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Is She In Character Yet?

Wed, Nov 12, 2008

Hollywood movie news


Nicole Kidman
will reportedly play a tranny in a new movie co-starring Charlize Theron as her lover. This sounds like perfect casting to me. Except for the part about Charlize wanting to have sex with Nicole Kidman. Even Keith Urban doesn’t want to have sex with Nicole Kidman. The only one who wants to have sex with Nicole Kidman is her plastic surgeon, and that’s just out of gratitude.

At least Nicole has finally decided to be realistic about her choice of roles. Let’s face it – “real woman” is something that’s long been out of her range. And even tranny is stretching it – unless the tranny is half-human/half-wax-dummy.

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